There is never a dull moment in the Twitter Universe, especially the Nigerian Planet of that Universe.
Today, Twitter users are sharing #1000NigerianWaysToDie.
This will surely make your evening, especially if you grew up in a typical Nigerian home.
#1000NigerianWaysToDie after your mum cooks efo riro and amala then you say you want rice and chicken stew
#1000NigerianWaysToDie wen ur gettin a strong beating from some1 and ur fwndz keep shouting Bruce lee Bruce lee
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
Dad: ask me a question my child
Me: your mates that are rich do they have two heads?
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
*Around 2 am*
Mum: why did you lock your room door??
Me: My girlfriend is around pic.twitter.com/gCu5sO6qna
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
Dad; you are always pressing ur fone
Me; gbeborun, is it ur fone?
Dad; oya close the door
Impregnate a military man’s teenage daughter. Please just go and buy your coffin jejeli. #1000NigerianWaysToDie
Daughter : mum I’m pregnant
Mum: for whoDaughter: for the Barber opposite our shop
Mom:is this how you will be acting in your husband’s house?Me:Did i tell you i want to get married?#1000Nigerianwaystodie
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
During midnight call when your mum seizes your phone & you have not cleard whatsapp messages
