For any music tagged as ‘good’ music, you can be sure it possesses a
genuine and revealing storytelling part prepared with wit-centric,
mind-blowing lines that have many swooning in the relishing in the
double entendres and sometimes third and fourth meanings. Good music
will no doubt forever be largely based on the power of its lyrics.
However,
some of the artistes we have today, probably due to the fact that the
country has carved a space for them on the map or due to the fact that
they are getting older, they have decided on spewing all sorts of
nonsensical incoherent lyrics, and sometimes lace their songs with
esoteric slangs.
Without further ado, let’s get into the business of the day.
In an order that is as random as the lines in these songs, here are the top 5 lazy AF songs in 2017
Yemi Alade – Most Of Her Songs
To say Yemi is the queen of lazy lyrics isn’t an understatement. For this post, however, let’s do Knack am.
From
the Primary school lyrics to the countable unintelligent lyrics
employed for this track, Yemi did an awesome job, putting together
childish gibberish to create what she must term as music. This song is
meant for adults to listen to an enjoy, right, right??? Way to go ‘Mama
Africa.’
Olamide – Wo
Yes, come for my head but if
you all will put down your imaginary knives, cutlasses and the bits,
you’d probably realized that the lyrics in this undeniably groovy song
is lazy AF. I mean, asides having t reaffirm the fact that indeed he has
been doing a below par job before this track, need you insult our
intelligence with the ‘gbono felili, chicken periri.’ With undue respect
sir, your songs are for adults and this isn’t the 90’s.
Dbanj- As I Dey Go
‘As I dey Go….plenty blessing just dey follow me as I dey go…..if them like make them do anyhow, I go still make my money.
Okay,
first didn’t Yemi Alade post an unintelligent and intoxicated video
about this as well a couple of months back? Also, really, we still need
to make use of such childish words to brag about endorsement deals that
were way back in 2015 or is your Wikipedia guy not doing his job
updating your page? D’banj brags more in music videos like it’s a
full-time job for him. Let’s not cause more havoc, please just ‘dey go’
don’t bother making a u-turn.
2baba – Gaga Shuffle
As
you would expect from the title ‘Gaga Shuffle’ is this iconic singer
affirm that indeed most of the songs released are probably to be enjoyed
by deranged beings. ‘As I don crase, I wan involve you for my fucking
crase……I no go lie for you, I want to tell you truth’ if you don’t tell
lies, what more do you tell also, isn’t this the same man that sang
African queen? oh wait……NVM.
Tekno – Go
From the
very first lyrics to the very end, Tekno did a beautiful job making us
wonder why in hell’s name we ever gave him a chance as a singer. Like TF
dude!!!!
This young man took a classic song and basically poo-pooed it, ‘Go’ is just a lousy snip on 50 Cents ‘In Da Club.’
Basically,
with a career revolving around feminine names mixed with a catchy beat,
I guess Tekno will always have ‘GO’ in the industry, right?
